Stoned-Gorilla's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[KILLZ-OWN]

could you answer this question?

the sound quality of the two guards talking to each other was really damn good.. what kind of microphone do you use?

pretty good movie, and thanks in advance (that is if you answer me)

stephenscottday responds:

i use the microphone on my camera. its a panasonic. ill be moving up to this new HD camera soon. the microphone on that will b better.

and no problem.

[Napoleon Toadamite]

can you spell ripoff?

you should think of your OWN ideas, i mean shit, you took everything word for word, except for adding one or two words in such as 'shrooms' (napolean isn't supposed to be some drug addict that does shrooms in middle of class btw)

i wouldn't have minded the ripping off so much, but then you got some fucking 11 year old to do some shitty impression of oscar from sesame street to voiceact for napolean. you should have looked for someone that actually sounded like napolean, and not some stupid douchebag kid.

how about i just put in my dvd of napolean dynomite and watch the movie again and NOT watch this shit.

Tobunshi responds:

I got a 1, w00t.

[Toads Rage 8 Teaser]

wtf

this looks like you just used the exact same clips from toad's rage 6 and then just drew a bunch of sketches in 2 minutes. i normally give trailers bad ratings, but this is one of the worst trailers I have seen.

A question, it seems you use the exact same animation throughout your movies with toad's hand opening up (and having all of his fingers pointing straightout), wtf is he doing. in this movie when it shows him doing it, he just goes and punches nemetoad or whatever. do you just slap this animation in all of your movies even though it doesn't even match what he's going to do right after?

mchawking responds:

well I made the storyboard and I have part 8 roughed out so I had that in there (The sketchy stuff) and then I had parts from their first battle. The finger thing is him getting his hand ready to throw a ridgehand.

Thanks for your support!
Nate Johnson
natenation dot com!

[Kingdom Sprites: Episode1]

i rated nicely

You're lucky the movie had sound, otherwise it would be 0. the graphics and style get 0 because they're obviously not your graphics, plus you used them in such a shitty way. why is that all lameass nerds just love to make these worthless sprite movies, anyways?

silencer169 responds:

Alright man, just because you can shit out a myriad of flash animations doesn't necessarily mean that you can animate. It just means you have a talent for spreading crap all over newgrounds.
By the way, after all your hard effort and a shit load of attempts...
Guess what? SPRITES ARE STILL MORE FLUID THAN YOUR DRAWINGS!!!
and you know that's saying something. Remember this was my 1st animation. sucks that you can make soo many movies, but not improve your skill!
*you are weak among newbies man*
-silencer169

[The Truth About NG]

wow

that was boring as hell. only newground nerds would actually laugh at shit like this. "OMG LLOL HE COMPARES NG TO GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES ITS SO FUNNIE", no, not really.

CountPoopoo responds:

Hi. Mygot person. I'm glad you at least got the joke. Unfortuneatly I thinked that you've crosed my barrier of nerdiness.

<3

[Renaissance]

good movie

the movie was really good, the song went well with it. the only bad part was your authors comments, were you basically just insulted other movies like prowlies just because people were saying they don't get your movie. who cares about them, you don't need to get offended by some moron 11 year olds. just ignore them and move on.

AloneInTheDark responds:

U must have been stoned to conclude that. I took them as examples of great movies that dont have meanings at all, but are still great in other aspects. Please read more carefully before u say stuff like this.