Stoned-Gorilla's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kingdom Sprites: Episode1]

i rated nicely

You're lucky the movie had sound, otherwise it would be 0. the graphics and style get 0 because they're obviously not your graphics, plus you used them in such a shitty way. why is that all lameass nerds just love to make these worthless sprite movies, anyways?

silencer169 responds:

Alright man, just because you can shit out a myriad of flash animations doesn't necessarily mean that you can animate. It just means you have a talent for spreading crap all over newgrounds.
By the way, after all your hard effort and a shit load of attempts...
Guess what? SPRITES ARE STILL MORE FLUID THAN YOUR DRAWINGS!!!
and you know that's saying something. Remember this was my 1st animation. sucks that you can make soo many movies, but not improve your skill!
*you are weak among newbies man*
-silencer169

[The Truth About NG]

wow

that was boring as hell. only newground nerds would actually laugh at shit like this. "OMG LLOL HE COMPARES NG TO GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES ITS SO FUNNIE", no, not really.

CountPoopoo responds:

Hi. Mygot person. I'm glad you at least got the joke. Unfortuneatly I thinked that you've crosed my barrier of nerdiness.

<3

[Renaissance]

good movie

the movie was really good, the song went well with it. the only bad part was your authors comments, were you basically just insulted other movies like prowlies just because people were saying they don't get your movie. who cares about them, you don't need to get offended by some moron 11 year olds. just ignore them and move on.

AloneInTheDark responds:

U must have been stoned to conclude that. I took them as examples of great movies that dont have meanings at all, but are still great in other aspects. Please read more carefully before u say stuff like this.

[Reality Lost]

great

this is the smoothest anime type flash movie i've ever seen since that one about the guy who used to be a hitman and uh.. that probably sounds like all anime. anyways; animation aside, there could be some improvement. For one, theres a stupid dot in the middle of the movie most of the time, you must have made some layer and then erased most of it except that dot; i tried cleaning my monitor because i thought it was mine. also, in the actual movie, you should NOT use the matrix font, it defently does not go well with this type of movie. and uh, when the actual movie comes out, what are you going to put the name as on newgrounds.. since you already named your trailer "Reality Lost" and not "Reality Lost: Trailer"?

[Tribute to Kingdom Hearts]

yes it's great for your first try..

There's no denying that, but, I think this got a little overrated for some reason. I don't know if it's just me , but I don't think watching people falling and thinking, or a girl looking at water; is very interesting to watch. Your skills with flash is pretty good, just for your next movie, make something that isn't just a tribute, but something with a story.

[Vertigo]

animation is decent

some of the animation is smooth, although, this movie does not go with the song at all (the song is great), the only part that DOES go with the song, is, obviously, the part where he lip syncs the song. but if you had them moving to the beat of the song, it would be much better; instead of feeling like a movie that you finished, and you just put that song in because you liked it afterwards.

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

about fathervenom's review

he hates reading the reviews to your movies, but, i fucking love them. idiots are just so damn entertaining, and your movies are equally as funny.

[Castle II]

cool

this movie is great for what it is, a plain,almost no story, action packed stick movie. I gave low style points because of the sticks. I liked the uzis due to the fact that they actually fit into the movie, graphic-wise. The deagle seemed to detailed for the stick (which is what most people do).
I liked the music too, I actually downloaded that after watching ghost ship, which is only worth watching for the beginning scene or the part with that song of course.

[Storybook 1: Synj]

what's wrong with her leg

at the last picture, her leg looks super skinny at the beginning, then goes normal. it looks as if it's just a bone with skin wrapped around it and then at the knee some fat is added. god if that isn't just the photo making it looked fucked up, then you should see wtf is wrong with it.

Dustball responds:

I have no clue what you're talking about, it looks fine to me! In fact, I can't see either of her knees in that picture so, what are you looking at?

[PALADIN episode 1]

uhhh

i've never seen anyone jump through the ground like that before, and i highly doubt touching a sword would change your clothes and hair color and such. I had to deduct a point because of those unrealistic bits.